We're off to eat some pumpkin pie. For your entertainment, please see below for a few Thanksgiving jokes courtesy of Huliq. We highlighted our favorite ones. :)
Silly Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language
A: Because they use such FOWL language
Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
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